gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

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yeevil:

probably not that

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prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

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cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

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blink-182 - all the small things @ Reading 2014 [x]

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via achievementnope)

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

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