be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

(via avadaakedavraa)

The crowd for a Blink 182 concert. Something words cannot describe. 

(via 50-shades-of-jalex)

santa:

hey fuck you josh

(Source: humortrain, via calculate--d)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via crawlingtravesty)

(Source: soterrible, via cockophobia)

The Breakfast Club

(Source: theboredvegetarian, via cockophobia)