ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(Source: pika-spoop, via satans-american-freakshow)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via dreamersgetnowhere)

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(Source: sanda-kitsune, via its-saxy)

yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet, via nefnii)

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(Source: csattogoslepke, via calculate--d)

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

(via calculate--d)