funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

image

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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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